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happyds: uHH, hEY BRO DON’T SCRATCH THE PAINT„„
faygambols: Her: “Hey, Bro … Did you just hear a car drive up?” Him: “Uhh! Uggh! Fuck! Ohhh!” Her: “Hey … Did you just hear a car door slam?” Him: “Ah, shit! So good! Ahhh!” Her: “OK, I’m serious
morphinginthepuhsea: michaelnoire: arctickayla: thegoodsonisbad: mno00: thegoodsonisbad: mirakuru-taimu: amtrax: lucawesome: HEY, UHH, DRILL MAN. BELIEVE IN ME OR WHATEVER YOU WANT. JUST LET ME GET A LOOK AT THOSE TITS OVER THERE FOR A SEC.
besame-con-nutella: hey I heard you were a wild one uhh . .
dorkly: The 40 Funniest Wi-Fi Names Ever “Hey, Frank? What is your WiFi name?” “Uhh… why don’t I just log your phone in for you…”
fuckyeahoverwatch:“Oh hey, sorry my dudes, I can’t go out this weekend… something uhh… came up…”
uHH, hEY BRO DON’T SCRATCH THE PAINT,,,,
jaunesarc: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Kind of a Problem 💁 Thomas: so yeah I was raised by ostriches!Winston: I’m sure that won’t affect your life.Terrence: Girl! Be cool.Winston: Hey.Valerie: Hey.Terrence: Hey.Valerie: Hey. Uhh..Thomas: [muffled]
shiinbear: Hey uhh Jinyoung you’re kinda really gorgeous
Hey uhh… you got a lil something in your eye…s there uhh
yeen-spirit: “hey avery why do you like horse dick”
pondwitch: hey my names pond im an autistic trans grl and i just moved away from my family again 3 boxes of my stuff got stolen by ppl i trusted to help me move and i’m broke and i’ve fallen deep back into depression and executive dysfunction and
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman: counterpunches: elionking: John Boyega gotta chill imagine finn at a rebel base after a shower doing this and poe walks in and just fuckin faints dead on the floor
pondwitch: pondwitch: date a girl who sucks date a girl who is just the worst
xtec: xtec: me: hey uhh can we get some curly hair options besides one huge ass afro?? game devs: fuck no also game devs: here’s 30 balding options for your characters people in the notes talking about “yea and long hair! and facial hair!”
How to come out about age regression and childhood trauma: Hey I have childhood trauma and I age regress to cope with that.How NOT to do that, and how to reveal that you’re actually a shitty person by accident: Hey uhh dd../lg is fine and so is babyfur!
hpinfalsettoland: Peter: big mood Steve: what does that mean, big mood? Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess Steve: thanks kid *1 week later at a team meeting* Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission
shitpost-senpai: hookedonafeelwhennogf: chocolate-usa: Hey uhh vice, has literally anyone in your staff ever worked fast food??? big new from vice today: burger king doesnt like employees serving food that is over or under cooked I’m almost positive
hey so i whipped up a sideblog thats really NSFW where i post/reblog the dirty stuff im too shy to put on my main uhh follow it if you want but its gross uhhhh~
lightlydodie:hey uhh if anyones still confused theres nothing nsfw about being gay there are gay kids and if you think puppy love between straight kids is cute but puppy love between gay kids is gross then you are in fact homophobic
perversionsofjustice: Hey, uhh….is there room for me in that limo too? Classy Cesaro!
wheatley-blogs: wheatley-blogs: if you’re dating someone and they don’t have a fursona it’s actually your job to get them one by any means necessary me: hey friendido what’s your favorite animalthem: uhh otter (omg they’re getting to know me
thetinyapprentice:Hey shining you’ve got some flour… uhh…. on your…. um…. you. Not sure we can make him much smaller then he already is, but he does come visit often! EEEEE <333
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Hey ya’ll want some of that uhh
jen-iii: [ ‘NNNG-! U-Uh..Hey, name’s R-Ruby, how ‘bout you?’ ‘It’s you..This doesn’t make sense, this was the least probable outcome-’ ‘Uhh..Is that some weird way to say ‘thanks for saving my life’ orr..? ‘A-ah no, Thank
magnesiumdeath: hey uhh hope theyll beok
uhh-huh-honey: haha hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to- OH MY GOD THAT’S YOUR DICK
jadonyart: HEY I’M OPENING FOR COMMISSIONS.EDIT: Uhh, these already filled up… but don’t worry, as I go through them I’ll be adding people to the slots that open back upEXACTLY THIS MANY SLOTS TO START WITH!this is like the first time I’ve
rosextract: uhh hey even tho i never post art anymore (like ever) i’m still an artist and some of you guys don’t know me super well so herebonus with my actual face as the face:because why the fck not
genderfuckme:hey uhh maybe you should come here and kiss me and bite me and leave me covered in hickeys and make sure i’m reminded of you every time i look in the mirror for days afterwards. no pressure tho haha
kramergate: “hey I was wondering what you and joh- uhh… *sweating profusely* what you and, that man were doing for lunch… cause me and some friends are going to applebees if… you and… the guy wanna go”
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
xtec: me: hey uhh can we get some curly hair options besides one huge ass afro?? game devs: fuck no also game devs: here’s 30 balding options for your characters
arkhams: margaritina: arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD
happyds: uHH, hEY BRO DON’T SCRATCH THE PAINT,,,,
lightlydodie: hey uhh if anyones still confused theres nothing nsfw about being gay there are gay kids and if you think puppy love between straight kids is cute but puppy love between gay kids is gross then you are in fact homophobic
allthebandacronyms: ‘Everyone in MCR in really short shorts like gerard did that one time’ for gerard-hey Mikey: Uhh Gerard Idk how I feel about this… Gerard: SHUT UP AND BE FABULOUS!!! Frank: ^_^ Ray: I just wanted a cupcake…
hott-fuxkery: Oops, 42 minutes late but hey ho.. Would this count as a topless tuesday? Well it is now. Uhh, so this just occured… like half an hour ago. Me. Rum. My fwb. Really lacy bra-thingy. My fwb trying to take it off in haste… well he unhooked
hookedonafeelwhennogf: chocolate-usa: Hey uhh vice, has literally anyone in your staff ever worked fast food??? big new from vice today: burger king doesnt like employees serving food that is over or under cooked
danbutt: “hey can I borrow your phone?” “uhh yeah hold on”
arkhams:margaritina:arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD FUCK
wizardoftrash:stephanidftba:TikTokTranscript: Hey, Big Al, why do all the people in my life with ADHD have such a weird sense of humor? Oh, that’s ‘cause we’re all super understimulated. What does that even mean? Imagine that the inside
jen-iii:[ ‘NNNG-! U-Uh..Hey, name’s R-Ruby, how ‘bout you?’ ‘It’s you..This doesn’t make sense, this was the least probable outcome-’ ‘Uhh..Is that some weird way to say ‘thanks for saving my life’ orr..? ‘A-ah no, Thank you..my
icheatbecauseilikeit: travelingjayf: cheatingdesires: Hey have you guys seen my bride ? uhh nope :) LOL! LOLOL
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